1. Alex: I will never ever ever ever ever read Twilight. And here’s why:
  2. Jack: I hate apples.
  3. Alex: I AM a vampire. And they portray us all wrong because you cannot fall in love with a vampire, there’s no way. Because rather than making sweet, sweet love to you, I’ll fuckin' eat your throat and drink your blood. And that’s all we care about.
  4. Jack: Apples. I hate them.
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